drive to survive insisting on christian/toto as the driving 'will they? won't they?' sexual tension workplace romance of the show for 5 seasons now. they said that's our OTP and I kinda fuck with it
look at the state of my dash rn 😵💫😭😭 we are NOT beating the old man fucker allegations
when christian horner said girls only watch f1 for the hot guys..... yeah to objectify YOU🫵🏼🤤
two queens coming togezer to maximise zeir joint slay
sometimes i despise the fact that i contain a brain with an imagination
remember ven F1 official made us canon? 🥺 hapy birthday mein little pumpernickel
This is so wholesome! 🥹❤️
Max seeing this though.. 👀🤬😂
rbr: in the middle of a SCANDAL!
rbr fans: christian should wear glasses more often
"So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn, and ache, and shop? Don't I deserve love...and jewelry?"
— Christian Horner, probably
I lost focus und had ein consensual workplace relationship.
This whole “photo of the enemy” business just smells like Toto Wolff being caught pants down while holding a picture of Christian Horner and he had to think really fast and thus made the most implausible excuse that no one believed so obviously he had to double down and somehow turn it into company policy and he’s probably jerking off to his own ingenuity because he can now plaster photos of Christian all over Mercedes AMG headquarters.
Write it, write it, write it immediately! There's no logical explanation for the picture thing, if Toto thinks people won't realize why he is doing this, he is idiot (well he's an idiot in love what can do you about it 💀)
this is for @il-predestinato's post and generally @hornyforhorner's brand
There are times... when silence falls in the Mercedes office.
It is not only an open secret, but a glaring one and one no one refuses to acknowledge -- the hanging portrait of Redbull team principal Christian Horner behind Toto's Herman Miller Aeron chair, staring down at them.
teze are not real facts. you will be hearing from mein lawyers as zoon as I'm able to stop staring at mein screenzaffer und call zem.
now i'm just picturing james vowles absolutely fuming at the photo of hannah schmitz on his desk 💀
no but this is weird as fuck 😭 like...imagine i'm a red bull employee just vibing, i don't think i'd be alright with my headshot framed on some cunt's desk
Toto doing a LOT of mental gymnastics to justify why he has a portrait of Christian Horner in his office @hornyforhorner collect your mans
i love this bc it implies christian sees himself as a us popstar lead singer of the black eyed peas, but then you click on the article:
and the full headline reveals that he’s actually talking some old dude who led man united to win many things. but for a second, it’s fun to believe he sees him as pop sensation fergie
I got reasons why I tease 'em boys just come and go like seasons
christian horner calling seb up in the middle of the night for one last fuck.... first love never dies
"old girlfriend" 😡😡😡😡😡
zomeone is sleeping in zee dog houze tonight
Get you someone who looks at you like Christian Horner looks at Max Verstappen after he starts P10, does a 360, and still wins at the Hungaroring.